These ‘slay queen’ jokes will crack your ribs
Women who go to great lengths to expose their ‘cool’ lifestyles on social media have become the butt of the joke on social media.
Known as slay queens, this crop of women, most often living a fake lifestyle, often take unusual routes to stardom.
For starters, slay queens are different from socialites, who are somewhat influencers.
For instance, the so called slay queen, all dolled up, will take the bus to the airport departures area and take a few photos and hop onto the next bus out of the airport.
Others will visit the rich uncle and pose for pictures in the living or guest room with the signature pose of putting one leg at an angle.
The pictures will go on social media with hashtags such as #MyCrib, #Globetrotter and #SlayQueen, etc.
The intention is to draw likes, “awww” and emoji comments. But a critical look exposes the hidden lies.
So, social media users have been having a ball trolling them.
Below are a few:
The starter pack
Thick thighs, a passport, iPhone and a strong liver.. a slay queen starter pack..
— JayF (@JayFDitirwa) August 9, 2017
The fake make up
https://twitter.com/pyepar/status/896366236782776320
When is cancer awareness month again?
https://twitter.com/MissBobo/status/898463942086987776
Some sober advice to slay queens
https://twitter.com/MissMammuso/status/895732657178501120
And more
Rather than putting heads together to secure the future for ur kids.
Slay queen is more concerned about who has weave deals on instagram
— Osikhena Dirisu (@Osi_Suave) August 10, 2017
More
Some girls destroying their future these days, no culture no modesty at all. Doing rubbish in the name of slay queen. I piri them.
— Senior Tweep (@SegunT) August 9, 2017
She has been found
This is the real slay queen? pic.twitter.com/UkGgJQIayP
— Wangú (@wangu_kate) August 10, 2017
The regrets
And the way I eat githeri almost daily.. had I known it's worth 100k phone would have taken slay queen selfies with my lunch ?
— Sponsoring value-forming relationships (@KaziniWork) August 10, 2017
Terrible cooks?
https://twitter.com/bhadtemi/status/895248864906752000
The bleach
A man's SHOES should match his BELT says a Slay Queen who's FACE doesn't even match her Neck????????
— Musonda andrew (@Musondaandrew2) August 9, 2017
Where IEBC clerks placed the indelible ink
Slay queen manenos and their fingers jana??? pic.twitter.com/nqFalF1K6J
— Cherucole (@cherucole) August 9, 2017
