Twitter wags poke holes at Raila’s ‘Canaan’ promise
Wags descended on Twitter to make fun at promises made by Nasa presidential candidate Raila Odinga of delivering the country to the ‘Promised Land’.
The Opposition leader has in his campaigns likened himself to Biblical Joshua who delivered the Israelites to Canaan.
On Monday, however, Twitter wags discredited Mr Odinga’s promises as unachievable under the hashtag #CanaanBandia
KOT also employed a heavy dose of humour in placing Mr Odinga’s career as a politician under the microscope .
Joshua bandia,Sultan bandia,Caleb bandia wote watatupeleka #CanaanBandia
— Opuk Jakinda (@NjugunaWarianu) June 5, 2017
Now we are being promised Canaan;where will Canaanites go? Relocate to kenya perhaps? #CanaanBandia
— LastBorn Wa Kwao (@lxtborn) June 5, 2017
#CanaanBandia ni ya Uhuru Kenyatta! Only Baba can deliver us from this thieves! #UkambaniNiNasa
— ~Winner stay~? (@Ferdy_o) June 5, 2017
#CanaanBandia If Rao didn't take the people of Kibra to Canaan how will the whole country reach Canaan…..tuambiane ukweli my Frens
— Patrick mwai (@mwai_patrick) June 5, 2017
The Israelites went round the mountain 4 40 yrs, #JoshuaMwitu for about 50 yrs now he's destined for that wilderness #CanaanBandia
— James Waigi™ (@Jwaigi) June 5, 2017
https://twitter.com/jackarumo/status/871645086664318977
Raila odinga has been taking us to canaan since 1982 we are still stranded at Kibra #CanaanBandia
— wangari Gaitho (@wangari_gaitho) June 5, 2017
Roads to canan done by Jubilee Government#CanaanBandia pic.twitter.com/7swanoofgx
— Road Alerts (@RoadAlertsKE) June 5, 2017
