14 ‘Fisi Proverbs’ every girl should be wary of
The lines have existed since time immemorial but remained largely unwritten. However, finally, thanks to Twitter, we know the tricks men use to get women to bed.
Here is the list:
1. When he wants you to put on a looser outfit for easier “access”.
Hiyo bra yako imekushika sana nikupatie t-sho ulale nayo ~ mafisi proverb
— Johnie (@johnie_palmer) April 29, 2016
2. When he wants to “fast track”.
Mafisi's proverb
'Kalia bed tu. Hii kiti hukuanga weak sana'— Wang'ombe ✌ (@EdwinGichuru01) April 29, 2016
3. Kenya version of Netflix and chill.
"Si ukam leo jioni, nmeget ile series" Mafisi proverb.
— Your Mum ?™ (@Sammie_Alexus) April 23, 2016
4. Derailed.
Uko sure utapata matatu sai??
????????
Mafisi proverb
— Kuria_ndegwa (@ndegwa_dancan) April 22, 2016
5. Power bank magic.
"Kujia power bank" – Team Mafisi proverb
— Kami-sama (@Spartakass) April 22, 2016
6. Just so we are clear.
Me napatikana usiku tu – Mafisi proverb
— Miss smiles (@rodah_) April 18, 2016
7. The “fisi” that cares about your safety.
"hii mtaa huwa risky kutembea usiku ..si uende tu kesho asubuhi" .. mafisi proverb
— ule Panya Mhandsome (@Stivolah) April 16, 2016
8. The “fisi” that cares about your health.
"Utakuwa comfortable ukilala na jeans kweli?" -Mafisi Proverb-
— THE MutuaS (@emutuas) April 14, 2016
9. This chaste “fisi”.
"Mara mob nimelala na dame kitanda moja na hakuna kitu ilifanyika"..#team mafisi proverb
— naivanoi_wanjiru (@naivanoi) April 13, 2016
10. The one that cares about the environment.
"Aah wacha nikuje tuoge haina haja tuharibu maji" team Mafisi proverb.
— Rebel Bachelor (@rebelbachelor) April 13, 2016
11. That two-third gender rule.
on whatsapp "hii group dem ni mmoja" #team_mafisi_proverb
— ahmed hassan (@itsahmed2hassan) April 11, 2016
12. Does this even work?
Mafisi Proverb…
"Kuja kwangu uone vile Gas yangu huwaka Vifunny"
— Checkmate (@ALLANSIFUNA) April 7, 2016
13. This is just the WINNER.
Anza kuoga nikikutaftia towel.
– Mafisi Proverb –
— Koome Gitobu (@KoomeGitobu) April 7, 2016
14. Things are a bit heated up.
Hii duvet yangu hukua warm sana ata haina haja udoze na top
>Mafisi Proverb
— #MUFCholic (@Timo_Utd) April 7, 2016
Bonus
When a girl is the “fisilet”.
"Aki tv yangu haishiki ktn , unaeza come unichekie? "….
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Proverb team mafisi divas branch— Self Proclaimed Chef (@TrueBoyMe) April 23, 2016